what normal people think when they're eating food:
DAMN THIS SHIT IS AMAZING. I LOVE FOOD. I WISH I COULD MARRY FOOD. ASDFGHJKL, FOOOD.
what I think when I'm eating food:
this isn't worth the calories. stop eating. you're so fat! FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT