AND OF COURSE HE TEXTS ME.
NO. I MUST STUDY PRIMATES.
I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR A LIFE.
NO. I MUST STUDY PRIMATES.
I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR A LIFE.
And you and your best friend start freaking out.

And you guys start having an amazing conversation.

But all of a sudden, he stops texting you.

And you keep checking your phone, but there’s nothing there.

So much time has passed that you accept that fact that he’s not into you and that you’re going to be forever alone.



BUT THEN HE TEXTS YOU BACK AND THE PROCESS STARTS ALL. OVER. AGAIN.
